Treadly and Me

Just in case your Monday wasn't exciting enough, here's a little trivia from the statue books for you.

I haven't been attacked by killer bees since my last effort, so it must be safe for me to speedlink...

This is not a recommended technique for securely locking your bike.

I haven't been caught distributing bogus how-to-vote cards since my last effort, so it must be safe for me to speedlink...

I haven't been caught in public with my pants down since my last effort, so it must be safe for me to speedlink...